I've just returned from my mandatory two hours of swimming for the week.
Why did nobody tell me before I started that all this exercise malarky is unbelievably hard work? I honestly can't feel my arms, and my legs keep collapsing from under me.
*drama, drama*
I really could use some sugar right now. Though I've sworn off sugary, fatty, starchy nasty foods for a while so that isn't possible.
I might go and plough my way through a packet of crackers.
Ah, crackers. What a passion I have for them. I never realised before how much I love the taste of a cracker, the crumbly splendor of a cracker, the delightfully absorbent squishyness of a cracker. I love these crackers so much that even if they cheated on me with the spreadable from next door I'd take them back in a heartbeat.
Good lord, I need crackers!
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